about
This might be the most cringe thing ever recorded. But after a return to /mu/ to shill my shitty music following a decade of absence, and seeing just how terrible it has become, this song just kind of wrote itself in my head.
I guess you could say it's really a song about getting old. About looking back at something from your younger days that was once a part of your life and finding that it no longer exists in a form that you recognise or can relate to. Those days have gone, you've moved on, the people you once shared it with have moved on and the thing itself has changed to the point that it's unrecognisable.
Or it's just some stupid shit about an awful website.
lyrics
A long time ago I was a very young man
There was a place on the net that I used to go
On that terrible website they call 4chan
Was the greatest music board that I've ever known
I had some good times yeah, I had some laughs
I discovered loads of really cool bands
But eventually things came to pass
I grew apart from that peculiar land
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
a fucking shithole, a fucking shithole
Fast-forward until I was about to turn 30
I went on a nostalgia trip
But the /mu/ of today, it left me feeling dirty
It was like sifting through a fucking tip
Edgy kids pushing alt-right agendas
Pleb-tier music infests every thread
K-pop? I'd rather stick my ears in a blender
/mu/ was never good but now it's fucking dead
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
And now for the bridge I'll list my favourite old tripfriends
Biotroll, Climaxia, Dragon Tattoo
Black Rose Immortal, Jake Gyllenhaal too
There was Turny and Cooltop and CLT
The one known as Anonymous Formerly
μ-tant, Lewis, Wait What, Captain Kirk and Reverie,
Don't say his name for fear of gore but there was also Witchey
Slowbro, Ziggy, Miranda Kerr, Milbot, Ryan, Hamfist
Sorry if I left you out but that concludes my list.
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
/mu/ is a fucking shithole
A fucking shithole, a fucking shithole
But it was my fucking shithole
But it was my fucking shithole
But it was my fucking shithole
My fucking shithole, My fucking shithole
A long time ago I was a very young man
There was a place on the net that I used to go
On that terrible website they call 4chan
Was the greatest music board that I've ever fucking known
credits
released August 26, 2022
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